Saturday, May 7, 2011

You Just Need to Look Out the Window

We as a nation have spent the last 35 years borrowing more money than we can possibly pay back. After three and a half decades of decadence we appear to be coming to the absolute limit on our ability to borrow as a nation.

As we come to this precipice, our nation’s economic elite that sold us this debt are imploring us to continue to borrow at our current unsustainable rate. They say Keynesian Economics will allow us to pay off the extreme debt that we hold now with cheaper money that our friends in China and the Middle East will loan us in the future.

They say that as long as we continue to borrow, Keynesian Theory will just magically and painlessly make our debt problem disappear… poof.

Although this sounds wonderful and magical, it is mathematically impossible. An extremely debt heavy accounting balance sheet “always” slows economic growth.

So I have another name for what our economic elite are trying to call “Keynesian Economics”. It’s called “fraud”. This would be borrowing money knowing full well that you are incapable of paying it back.

The fact is that all economists derive their paychecks from Wall Street or our wasteful government. Who else would hire them?

So if they want to be employed, economists must always recommend more debt, more consumers spending, a larger financial sector and a larger more wasteful government.

It is all about growing the source of their paycheck.

Upton Sinclair stated it best during the roaring twenties when he said “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it”.

Economists are salespeople. They are hired guns that will create a “flawed” model for anyone that gives them a paycheck.

I know their models are “flawed” because economists as a group are incapable of predicting major turns in our economy. Their track record is zero. They have missed predicting every major event for the past 12 years:

· In 2000 they missed predicting the biggest stock bubble in our nation’s history.
· In 2002 they rallied for “end of the world” monetary and fiscal stimulation to prevent the continuing collapse of the stock bubble that they could not see in 2000.
· In 2005 they could not see the biggest housing bubble in our nation’s history caused by the “end of the world” monetary and fiscal stimulation that they recommended in 2002.
· In 2006 they could not see the biggest credit bubble in our nation’s history caused by the deregulation that they recommended in the 1990’s.
· In 2007 no major economist saw the coming recession even though every economic indicator pointed to a recession.
· In 2008 they rallied again for another round of “end of the world” fiscal and monetary stimulus to continue the housing bubble that they could not see in 2006.
· Now in 2011 no major economist can see our current asset bubbles in commodities and bonds.
· In 2012 they will again suggest “end of the world” monetary and fiscal stimulus to prop up the commodity and bond bubble that they can’t see now.

Economists continue to ignore the destructive bubbles in the economy until they realize that a bubble has popped. Then they demand that our elected officials use “end of the world” monetary and fiscal stimulus to prop up overpriced assets in an attempt to continue the bubble.

Our bubble economy is making fortunes for the sellers of helium of which the economists get their cut. But there is a huge cost to everyone else. No jobs are created as fortunes are being borrowed from our children and given to Wall Street speculators and our monstrously wasteful government.

I suggest that our method for predicting the economy is hopelessly broken and cannot be fixed.

So what does one do when the speed indicator of your car is broken and can’t be fixed?
You look out the window to judge your speed.

And if you look out the window this is what you will see:

1) We are borrowing money from hostile foreign nations … This must stop.
2) We are destroying our free markets … This must stop.
3) We are sending our productive manufacturing jobs overseas… This must stop.
4) We are heavily subsidizing our “destructive” financial sector … This must stop.
5) We are rewarding people for uncontrolled speculation … This must stop.
6) We are punishing our savers … This must stop.
7) We are destroying our currency … This must stop.
8) And worst of all we are borrowing money in our children’s name to continue this madness … This absolutely must stop.

Nothing our economists are suggesting today appears in any economic textbook of the past. They have thrown away 4,000 years of economic thought from the geniuses of history as they prostitute their profession in order for their employers to steal money from our unborn children.

In a perfect world any economist that recommends more debt on top of the $100 trillion that we have already borrowed from our kids would immediately be labeled as a financial child abuser.
They would then be included on a “child predator” list and never be allowed to suggest that theft is the key to economic growth.

This one law would make all current economists unemployable. These villains would then learn firsthand what is like to look for work with no skills in the economy they have almost single handedly created.

But alas, our world is far from perfect.

And our economic theory is hopelessly broken and can’t be fixed.

Change will start when we stop looking at our broken economic theory and take a look at the reality that is happening around us.

We just need to look out the window.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

I am in Love with The Great Depression

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

Epitaph of a Tyrant by W. H. Auden
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I would like to dedicate the following thoughts
to my father and his father on this special day. Thank you both for being part of this country's greatest generation.



I am in Love with The Great Depression

I started gaining my affection for The Great Depression as The Tech Bubble was ending. My stock account was going to astronomical amounts. I bought my dream house. My financial life was fantastic in every way but in the back of my mind I knew something was very wrong. I soothed myself at night with investment books like The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham and books of the Great Depression such as The Great Crash by John Kenneth Galbraith. I didn't read these books for knowledge or insight because I was very clear on the inevitable path of our country. I read them for purification and to calm my worried soul. Thoughts of The Great Depression have become my economic "Waldon's Pond" during this period of government mandated excess and speculation in our nation's financial markets.

As the 1990's were winding down I would compare the 90's to the 1920's. They are very favorably compared. The roaring 20's saw the advent of the radio, the auto and the airplane. The roaring 90's brought about home computers and the Internet. Both period's had massive speculation stoked with easy money by The Federal Reserve.

The 20's of course ended in The Great Depression. I had hope that the 1990's would end in the same way and that our nation would come to it's senses and stop living so far beyond it's means. I realized that our government and The Financial Elite would make the same mistakes as The Great Depression and turn a deep recession into a depression. But I also knew that the people of this country were resourceful and could come out of the ten year depression in 2009 with the same independent, hard working attitude that created my grandparents' generation.
My grandparents' and their contemporaries are considered our nation's greatest generation. I had equally high hopes for my own generation. I wanted to feel the same pride that my grandfather felt as he passed the economic torch to my dad.

But something odd happened after The Tech Bubble. There was just a very, very mild recession. There was practically no real unemployment. A pipeline was created between the government and the moneylenders. A pipeline full of gold that from the outside smelled of filth. No one noticed. No one cared. I can't compare it to anything that has occurred in our country before. One would have to go back to the times of Rome under Nero to find a similar totally self serving act. Our Empire is ablaze and our leaders are responsible!

A recession is a natural event. An economic Winter that follows an overabundant Summer. A cleansing that removes speculation and greed from the system and passes along fairly priced assets and a sound government to the next generation.

Business cycles have been recorded since the beginning of the industrial revolution and probably occurred even in primitive societies. Economies move from overproduction, excess and speculation to underproduction, prudence and saving. This cycle can't be regulated because it is tied to the avarice of being human.

Recessions will occur even in a tightly controlled society, as we are seeing today. The only difference is that in a free society everyone is aware of what is happening and can react accordingly. In the tightly controlled society The Financial Elite are able to mask the business cycle. This allows the Financial Elite more power and with this power the ability to choose the winners and losers in our economy.

Our Financial Elite have pilloried The Great Depression and made it a priority to protect us from recessions at all costs. The costs that we are presently incurring are massive debt to future generations and the destruction of sound government. This is the antithesis of the business cycle. It is not sustainable in the long run.

The reason that I love The Great Depression is that in spite of massive government intervention the people of this nation were able to survive and then prosper. The Great Depression forged a generation of fiercely independent, highly productive, family and community oriented households. This was the most productive body of citizens any nation has ever known. This was the Middle Class. My grandparents' generation.

The antithesis of my grandfather's generation is my generation. We robbed trillions of dollars of our children's inheritance to prop up stock values after the Tech Bubble which sent our housing market into a bubble. We are presently borrowing tens of trillions of dollars from foreign nations to prop up inflated housing prices that occurred during the housing bubble. We have created the biggest government in our country's history with borrowed money.

So we have spent the savings of our grandparents' generation and borrowed more. We have used this money to inflate asset values and create bigger government. We are passing the debt, the inflated asset values and the government boondoggle to our children. My generation will go down in history as this nation's most selfish generation. It is a very helpless feeling being carried by this ravel of avarice.

I don't blame our people, I blame the tyrants, The Financial Elite. They are far to cunning for our pampered populous. My lament is that we are appeased by bread and circuses as our country is being looted and then burdened with stifling debt.

I am very sure that my grandfather's generation would never have allowed this to happen. A generation that formed massive strikes against unfair employment, rallied against unjust government and to a man gladly sacrificed their lives to keep this country free.

My hope looks to the future as my mind dwells in the past. I await the glory that my children and grandchildren will feel as they slay this dragon of debt. Like my grandparents did before me. I bide time in between two great generations. "They also serve who only stand and wait".

A recession is a natural event. An economic Winter that follows an overabundant Summer. A cleansing that removes speculation and greed from the system and passes along fairly priced assets and a sound government to the next generation.

I am in Love with The Great Depression


Sunday, November 28, 2010

The Difference Between Real Mortgage Rates and Our Current Phony Rates Could Wipe Out Your 20% Down Payment

Speculators in the housing market have been the beneficiary of a once in 100 year event.

Over the last 25 years interest rates have collapsed from 18% to 4.5%. This has allowed home buyers to borrow 200% more than they could in 1985.

This is how the numbers work:

In 1985 a $1,800 mortgage payment would purchase a $150,000 home at a mortgage rate of 18% and 20% down.

Today a $1,800 mortgage payment will purchase a $450,000 home at a mortgage rate of 4.5% and 20% down.

The collapse in rates has directly caused a tripling of home values over the last 25 years.

It’s simple math.

This math works in reverse also:

Today a $1,800 mortgage payment would purchase a $465,000 home at a rate of 4.15% and a 20% down.

Tomorrow a $1,800 mortgage payment would purchase a $381,300 at a rate of 6% and a 20% down.

This $83,700 loss is due to mortgage rates changing from 4.15% to 6%.

What is the possibility that rates will go from 4.15% to 6%?

I would like to suggest that "real" mortgage rates are 6% now.

Over the last 2 years the government has used Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to take over the mortgage market. 95% of the loans are government guaranteed. Also the Federal Reserve has committed to at least 2 trillion dollars of asset purchases to manipulate interest rates.

I think it is safe to say that today we don’t have real interest rates. They are being manipulated by the government.

What would they be if the government was not spending trillions of taxpayer dollars to manipulate the market?

One could argue that without the trillions of dollars of government intervention mortgage rates could be at 6%. This is far below the average over the last 25 years.

A change from a manipulated 4.15% mortgage rate to a “real” 6% mortgage rate would mean the immediate loss of 18% in purchasing power or $83,700 on a $465,000 home.

Add the 2% purchase costs to this 18% interest rate loss and you have basically wiped out your 20% down payment.

If you are purchasing a home now in a phony interest rate environment and plan to sell in 5 years at a real interest rate you have already lost your down payment.

There is one last variable to consider. It takes over 6 years of mortgage payments on a 30 year mortgage to gain enough principle to prepay the closing costs when you sell your home.

So if you buy today and sell in 5 years not only could you lose your down payment but you will also need to bring a $5,400 check to pay the balance on the $26,600 in closing costs to sell your home in 5 years for $381,300.


That’s the math, not including our nation's current deflation problem and the fact that housing is a depreciating asset.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Destruction of our Last Free Market

I work as an accountant. I am not supposed to be innovative. Accountants are trained to follow the rules. Andrew Fastow of Enron or Mark Schwarz of Tyco tried to be innovative. They now reside in jail.

The opposite of accounting is economics. Economists must be innovative. Their job depends on inventing new theories. These new rules give their employers or their clients an advantage in the marketplace.

Over the past 15 years our nation’s top economists have been very innovative in coming up with new theories for our government and Wall Street to improve our nation’s markets. It is not surprising that most of these suggestions have enriched the pockets that employ these economists. It is also not surprising that these forays of crony capitalism have destroyed every free market that the government has attempted to control.

I only bring all this up because of the latest nonsensical plan that is being presented to save our country.

John Burns is one of our nation’s leading housing economists. He sees a new profit center for his clients. So he has come up with a new theory.

Mr. Burn’s scheme involves the government hiring private sector companies to create a huge real estate investment trust. This Wall Street trust will take all of the underwater homes from the banks, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac and rent them out.

He says that renting out these homes will prevent our nation's house prices from falling any further.

This is economic theory at its finest. There will be huge profits for Wall Street and the banks. There will be monstrous subsidies to be paid by the taxpayer. There will be limitless unintended consequences in the future. But best of all there are fat commissions for the innovative economist that can explain how this nonsensical plan can benefit the country.

So let me recap.

Presently investors that are entering our real estate rental market are not receiving subsidies, implied bailouts or tax breaks. They are not benefiting from the easy money from the Federal Reserve. So rental real estate is the only market that is not subsidized by the taxpayer.

Investors that are entering the rental real estate market are the only investors in this country that are receiving a fair return on their money. Today investors are getting a positive cash flow on their investment. This is in line with the historical return on investment. They are receiving a fair return because the government is not distorting the market.

This is possibly the only market that the government is not distorting.

Investors that are entering the rental real estate market are not using large amounts of debt. Most are purchasing with at least 30% down and some are purchasing with all cash. So these investors will not be a risk to be bailed out by the government.

Looking at the facts one could argue that the rental real estate market is the only free investment market in our country today.

John Burn’s intends to destroy our last free market, for a profit. He is a very smart man has a good chance of achieving his goal.

It is funny how economists preach the religion of free markets as they devise ever more self-serving ways to corrupt the system.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Warning Label on Economic Advice

I believe many people are confused by the role of economists in our society. They are very similar to the fortune teller at the circus. These charlatans sell their measurement of the future to the unsuspecting public. They are unconcerned with how their guess affects the outcome of their victim but laser focused on getting their paycheck from the owner of the circus.

Our government is the circus.

Our nation under the direction of our political economists has spent the last 25 years using debt to increase our nations total standard of living above the sustainable trendline. Soon our total debt to GDP will be triple what it was in 1985.

Most of this debt has been used to increase the size of the unproductive financial sector and the government. These areas are the major employers of economists. This public sector growth has occurred while our job producing private sector has stagnated. The private sector hires very few economists.

Our nation’s unsustainable growth trend of borrowing is a big worry for anyone with an ounce of common sense. But is of little concern for political economists. Their focus is on growing the source of their paycheck. Upton Sinclair said it correctly 80 years ago about our crony capitalistic system: “it is impossible to get a man to understand something when his job depends on him not understanding it”.

Our unsustainable borrowing is so unimportant to political economists that they have created very flawed models so that taxpayer debt can be overstated. These models have eliminated “total debt” as a variable. The models only include the “debt payment”. This flaw allows an unlimited amount of money to be borrowed if interest rates can be manipulated down to zero. To make matters worse the models don’t use any form of amortization, so in economic theory our nation’s debt never needs to be paid back. Borrowing $1 trillion or $20 trillion is the same to an economist because neither amount will ever be repaid.

As an accountant I feel that it is important for the taxpayer to understand the understated accounting and the conflict of interest inherent in the field of economics. There should be a disclosure notice similar to the warning on a pack of cigarettes attached to anything that is published by an economist.

Warning label to taxpayers:

Economists can only be relied upon to predict small insignificant changes in the economy. On average they have a moderate degree of success in predicting year over year economic growth of 3.5%. But as a group they have never, ever correctly predicted a major shift in our economy. Therefore the predictions of an economist of the future should never be relied upon in business. In a free market society the successful business owner is the only entity that has the ability to predict the future.

Economists are not accountants. They are not regulated by any authority and are never held accountable for anything that they say. If a private sector accountant overstates the numbers they will go to jail. If a political economist overstates the numbers they are hired by Wall Street, the goverment or by a universtiy to train other economists. So if you require accurate numbers always seek the advice of an accountant.

Taxpayers should understand that as more tax dollars flow into government, then the government will give large amounts of this money to Wall Street. Wall Street in turn uses this largess to train more economists which they send back to the government. Be aware that every time your taxes are increased, it indirectly allows the government to hire an economist that has a vested interest in increasing your taxes even more.

It is important that you understand as a taxpayer that any money the government borrows must be paid back by you. If you are a middle class family of four and the government borrows $1 trillion then that is an immediate debt to you of $26,667 plus interest.

It is important that you understand that the debasement of a nation’s currency has a cost. If you are of the middle class you are very likely to be negatively effected by the indirect effect of currency debasement. This is called “inflation”. Historically inflation has been used by tyrants to reward political favorites. Presently, our government has chosen to funnel most of the gains from inflation to the financial sector, speculators and the upper classes.

So, as a taxpayer, if the attached economic report deviates from common sense and suggests “unsustainable debt”, “a larger government”, “a larger financial sector”, “manipulating markets” or “debasing our money supply” then it is in your best interest to disregard the information.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Actually, We Aren’t All In This Together

This is the story of an average middle class town. This town could be the snapshot representing the American Dream anytime in history.

Anytime up until 25 years ago. This is when the town and all of its citizens found out that they wanted more than the American Dream could offer.

The story starts in 1985. A newcomer walks into Bernie’s, the local bar. This pilgrim’s name is Sam.

Sam had just inherited what seemed to be a limitless amount of income from a family trust that had been set up in 1776 by his ancestors.

Sam enjoyed the people and the town. So he stayed. He came to Bernie’s every night and bought drinks for the patrons. He made many friends.

Sam liked the attention he received from this generosity and through the years bought more and more drinks for the house. Eventually it became a ritual for him to pay for everyone’s drinks from 7pm until the bar closed at two in the morning.

He continued to draw more and more from the family trust that was set up to last forever.

By all rights, with prudent management the trust could have lasted forever because it was a vast amount of wealth.

Sam loved the attention. And everyone loved Sam. They voted him the figurehead of the bar. This came with a title. Whenever he entered the bar he was always affectionately hailed as Uncle Sam.

One day, Ms. Bair, the conservator accountant of Sam’s trust, started to become worried. Sam was spending a lot of money. If the spending kept increasing, the principle that was lovingly placed in the trust 200 years ago by his ancestors would start to diminish.

Ms. Bair said that she was proud of Sam for helping his friends but it would be best if he didn’t increase the spending any further. This prudence would insure that the trust could provide income forever.

“Besides”, the accountant added, “if you went broke, it would hurt your friends a lot more than one free drink each evening."

This made sense but it was a worry for Sam. So it became a topic of conversation among his friends at the bar.

One of his friends at the bar was a young man named Klugman.

Everyone loved Klugman, almost as much as Sam. He was handsome and articulate and a wonderful story teller.

Sam would buy the drinks and Klugman would speak of the prosperity that lay in the future.

Klugman was a dreamer. This attribute was perfectly suited for his trade as an economist. His job was to consult with business owners and show why they needed to borrow money to grow bigger.

That’s what economists do.

And for a time, the local businesses did grow bigger and bigger, thanks to Sam and Klugman and the bar.

As Sam spent money at the bar, the patrons spent less buying drinks. In this way everyone had more money to spend on other things, except for Sam of course. But he didn’t care.

This additional money flowed though the local economy. Everyone’s businesses grew. Everyone was happy. Everything was perfect.

But the problem with unrelenting perfection is that it eventually becomes average.

Over time the economy stabilized. Businesses stopped growing at a rapid pace but continued to borrow at the behest of Klugman.

At night in the bar Klugman spun even bigger tales of the prosperity in the future.

Because that’s what economists do.

And being an economist Klugman felt that this slowdown in business was becoming serious. His clients that borrowed money to grow their businesses were having trouble paying their loans. He felt the local economy had to be stimulated back to the growth trend that was established when Sam came to town.

He had a talk with Sam and explained that it was imperative that Sam buy more drinks in the bar. “Maybe you could start buying drinks at six o’clock instead of seven.” Klugman urged. "This would save everyone money that they could spend in the local economy."

Klugman promised that this would only be temporary. Local businesses only needed a temporary jumpstart to begin growing again.

The next day Sam explained Klugman’s theory to Ms. Bair. After she stopped laughing the accountant tried to suggest that buying more drinks for bad businessmen that incurred too much debt didn't seem like a viable solution.

"The businesspeople of this town need to live within their means today and not worry so much about tomorrow." Ms. Bair suggested.

This was the nature of an accountant. Today was more important than tomorrow.

Ms. Bair didn’t want to talk about tomorrow as Klugman worried about nothing else.

Sam needed another opinion.

He went to see his friend Mr. Hoenig who was the town banker. Mr. Hoenig seldom came to the bar and always paid for his own drinks. This made Hoenig the only man in the bar that didn’t take advantage of Sam’s kindness.

Sam posed his concerns to his friend. The banker tried to reply in a way his young guest could understand.

“Every businessperson has a place and a time in the economy” he stated. “Bankers live in the past. We are the caretakers of our town’s savings. This is the excess production that becomes a store of wealth. We use a businessperson’s history to determine if they are a suitable guardian of the town’s stored wealth. So we must always live in the past. I can only guess about the future, the same as you”.

Then he interjected “Accountants view the world through their balance sheet which is nothing more that a snapshot of the present. They are not as interested in tomorrow.”

“And, as you have surmised, our friend Klugman lives on the expectation of income. Economists sell business people risk in the future”

“But who can help me?” asked Sam.

“Well it appears you want a forecast” Mr. Hoenig said, “only Economists and Astrologers will give you a prediction of the future. Although some are better than others, I have found that in the aggregate both are correct about 50% of the time. So one could argue that a coin flip has similar predictive value at much less expense”

“But let me suggest that you talk with my friend Mr. Volcker. You will find him at the park everyday feeding the birds.”

“Can I ask one more question Mr. Hoenig? How come you never allow me to buy you a drink?”

Mr. Hoenig knew the answer would be hard for Sam to understand but he made this attempt:

"Sam, although I am happy to drink with you I cannot accept the cool aid that you and Bernie provide. Each free drink from you would distort my view of the market. If the small window for which I view the future becomes cloudy. Then I am lost. As I have said before, I live in the past."

Mr. Hoenig could see that Sam was even more confused so he made another attempt,

“Sam you are not a businessperson or an investor in this town. You are a disinterested third party in our economy. Very much like a government who’s spending is random. You do not add production or efficiency to the market. Production and efficiency is only added by the competition of the market participants. For an economy to work properly neighbors must be competitors. This is the only way in which scarce resources can be allocated correctly. This is only way that productivity can be created and then captured. And hopefully some of this captured productivity or 'savings' is given to me for safekeeping.”

He still didn't quite understand why Mr. Hoenig would not accept his generosity. But they were friends and that was all that concerned Sam.

The fact of the matter was that Mr. Hoenig was Sam's only true friend.

They said goodbye as Sam made his way to the park. Mr. Volcker was there as he was every day, feeding the birds.

Mr. Volcker, like Sam had just appeared in town one day. Mr. Volcker would never talk about his past or anyone’s past for that matter. He would only speak in riddles about the future.

Some speculated that he was a general who was a hero in battle. Others said he was a rich investor that gave up his wealth to live the simple life. There were other stories even more fabulous and truth be told, all these stories had some basis in fact.

Sam said hello and posed his concern to Mr. Volcker.

Mr. Volcker reiterated what Sam had already learned. Bankers must live in the past, accountants must live in the present and economists attempt to sell the future.

“But” Sam said, “Who is the best person to give me advice on the future”.

“Again, I must agree with Mr. Hoenig” said Mr. Volcker, “There is no one that can give you good advice about the future”.

“But do you know what lies in the future?” ask Sam.

“Of course I do son. But I will not tell you. There are others that could tell you too but they will be mute like me”.

“In the long run, a good businessperson is the only one that can accurately predict the future. And they will never tell you what they know for it would distort their market.”

He continued, “I am much like you, a traveler that came to take respite in this town. But I would like to note that I exist in this economy and you don't. Even though my fortune pales in comparison to yours. The fact is, I have earned it myself therefore it holds much, much more value.”

“If you ask me for advice, my suggestion is that you leave this town. You have no wants or needs that allow you to benefit this town or these people.”

“But how can I leave all of my friends?” cried Sam.

“These people are not your friends” retorted Volcker, “You do not exist to them, other than a free drink. You do not have a business, you do not invest for profit and you do not consume. You are only used by people that are incapable of surviving in the market. Therefore you distort the market. No matter how much wealth you bring to our town it will have no effect in the long run. When you are gone your wealth will be just a memory”

Volcker grew tired of the talk and focused on his wards, the swans.

Sam said goodbye and headed back to Bernie’s

Klugman was already at the bar holding court. Slapping backs and spinning tales.

Sam explained to his friend about his day and expressed his worry.

“Well Sam, I know that life is not worth living without friends. And we are your friends. And I also know that life involves risk. Speaking of which why is your capital placed in such ridiculously safe investments?” Klugman harangued.

As an accountant, Ms. Bair had always demanded that Sam’s money be 100% safe in the present. Ms. Bair told Sam that the local economy was very dependent on his spending so his money must not be tied to his neighbors. It must be placed in very safe bonds with a touch of equity in foreign lands.

In this way Sam’s money would always be there for him no matter what happened to the local economy. She had tried to explain that Sam was not a businessman or an investor and therefore not in a position to take risks.

“This is the crux of the argument” stated Klugman. Why can’t you take the same risk as your neighbors? Aren’t we are all in this together?"

But the fact was that Sam was not a businessman and he was not an investor or even a consumer. He was a disinterested third party that didn’t care what he earned or what he spent.

As an economist Klugman’s job was to sell his picture of the future to businessmen. So it was easy to convince a disinterested third party to do just about anything. Especially since this person considered him a friend.

The next day Sam told Ms. Bair what he wanted. She was to follow Klugman’s advice and invest his trust in the local community.

He loved this area and its people so it made sense to invest his money in the town.

And with this investment the local businesses and the economy boomed.

Sam began to make so much profit that Klugman suggested that Sam start buying drinks at 6 o’clock, then 4 o’clock then 2 o’clock. How could Sam argue, Klugman had been right before.

The wealth of the town grew at a phenomenal pace. Sam’s income increased so quickly that the bar was always open and drinks were always free.

The local economy boomed like never before. Businesses grew and took on new debt and then grew some more.

It was undeniable that Klugman was correct and Ms. Bair, Mr Hoenig and Mr. Volcker were wrong.

Klugman became a hero in the town.

(If you think like an economist, this is where the story ends. The short term is all that matters. As Lord Keynes said, “in the long run we are all dead”.)

(the story will continue for everyone else)

...

Actually, We Aren’t All in This Together – the rest of the story

(the story continues for everyone but economists)


There came a time when the local business growth started to slow. And because Sam’s trust was invested in local business equity and not in safe bonds his income stopped.

Sam started dipping into the principle of the trust that was lovingly set aside 200 years ago, the money that should have lasted forever.

Common sense told Sam that there was only one thing to do. He must reduce his spending in the bar down to the amount that the accountant had recommended. This was the only sensible long term solution. Local business owners would have to stop their excessive borrowing and get though this economic downturn by themselves.

Also, it seemed to Sam that some of the local business owners were horrible at what they did and shouldn’t be in business at all. They spent all their time at the bar as they borrowed more and more money from Sam.

If the bad business owners shut down, wouldn’t the other owners prosper?

And if they wanted drinks, Sam was happy to provide them in the evening. It just didn’t seem right that they should borrow money from Sam with no hope of paying it back as they spend all of their time in the bar.

When Klugman heard that Sam was considering slowing his spending at the bar, he became enraged.

Sam must keep up his spending. Everyone depended on him. It didn’t matter if some business owners were absolutely terrible at their trade; it was heartless of Sam to put them out of business.

“Remember, we are all in this together.”

So it went. Sam spent his principle as the economy stagnated. There were too many businesspeople servicing too few customers.

And everyone spent too much time at the bar.

As always happens with imprudent spending, the money disappeared as if it had never existed.

Sam lost the trust that was handed down lovingly for 15 generations.

He still comes to Bernie's everyday, but never drinks. He just takes his same old seat at the bar and stares off into the distance. He is mostly ignored by all except when stories of the boom are discussed.

He does not exist in the town’s economy today. And if you believed Mr. Volcker he never really existed in the first place. Except as a distortion in the market.

In the town, many of the local businesses that were created to feed the boom either closed down or moved away.

The local economy is back to average. The town is exactly as before.

Back to what our ancestors would call the American Dream.

When they get together at Bernie’s, the people who lived through the boom never seem happy. They long for the golden days of unbridled prosperity and of course they miss the free drinks.

This lament stops when Klugman comes into the bar. He spins tall tales of a future of growth and riches.

Because that’s what economists do.

Everyone brightens up and talks of tomorrow,

and the next boom that will be even bigger than the last.


The End


(If you are anyone but an accountant this is where the story ends.)



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